10. The girls still ask the boys to slow dance. The boys still look at the ground while mumbling some kind of acceptance and proceed to pretend no one can see them until it's over, while the girls literally glow and make eye contact with everyone in the room.
9. Kids today dance the "Macarena" to "I Kissed a Girl and I Liked It."
8. The fat kids still sit against the wall in the dark and are often mistaken for teachers by other teachers.
7. If your students ask you to dance to "I Like to Move it, Move it," the ONLY acceptable form of dancing is bopping up and down-- any hip thrusting or hand waving will earn you an early retirement.
6. Rather than gawky DC skater shoes, girls now wear Ugg boots with the classic denim mini skirt--it still looks as bad as my mother warned me.
5. Grade 6 boys will always run mock-nine around the gym until the Vice Principal takes away their Coca-Cola.
4. Two girls will sit against a wall for the last hour of the dance; one will be crying all of her mascara off, and the other will rub her back. Many friends will approach to get the story, but will be sent away, until finally, the perpetrating girl approaches and apologizes for dancing with the sobbing girl's crush; "I didn't know!" "I've loved him FOREVER!" sniff sniff "I'm sorry!" sob "Me too!" hiccup sigh "Let's just dance!"
3. The tall skinny guys in skinny jeans and shoes eighteen sizes too big still attempt the worm in front of the hot intern teacher.
2. Some kids who otherwise just blend with the school walls, actually do laps around the gym all night and keep count on their fingers. These people turn into the senior citizens who walk the mall each morning for exercise.
1. You CAN tell which kids spend all of their allowance in the arcade on Dance Dance Revolution. These kids are Gods on the dance floor all night.
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